101 way to benefit by the woman

not to offend a strong half of mankind, after to «to 101 way to benefit by the man» The Times publishes new "instruction".

This time - for men. Here some of them:

-Only the woman finds in your appearance though something, worthy a compliment, for example, lobes of ears;

-If not women with their eternal shopping, ten thousand children in developing countries would sit without work;

-Only women apply unique mate methods in the car: «Is not present, not in this left-hand side, in another», eternally panic, that gasoline will end;

-Only women perfectly look in a small black dress;

-Women feel gays far off, get ecologically pure toilet paper and notice lipstick traces on your collar;

-Only the woman can be the British queen;

-Without women Хью the Grant and Kolin Fyort would not be shot at film, and the lawyers specialising on divorces, hardly would reduce the ends with the ends;

-Only women know, when it is necessary to change bed-clothes and to buy new pants and socks;

-Only women are able to communicate with animals, plants and babies;

The-woman prevents early senile weak-mindedness at the husband, forcing to guess, for what easy negligence becomes angry today;

The-woman allows to be the knight on a white game though it does not need to be rescued from what;

The-woman - the necessary equipment for annual competitions after a resock of the wives who are passing in Finland;

The-woman is jealous you to your were and forces to feel thus the philanderer, and itself from love to you underestimates quantity of the former partners;

The-woman spends on мелирование much enough that it was not a shame to man to buy new iPhone;

At last, without women the mankind would not proceed.

On materials inopressa. ru

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